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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the Super Bowl, where you always have to have one team that wins and the other team has to be a loser.

Each year is a new year.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

New Year's was insane! It was the best show I've ever played for New Year's.

New Year's Eve, we're going to be doing a concert with the Philadelphia Orchestra in Symphony Hall. It makes me feel good, because of all the people they could have had, they wanted me! We do have to do a little work with the rhythm section.

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.

I saw Ronnie Hawkins play near my hometown, Port Dover, Ontario, and I saw him play there on New Year's Eve and the following spring I booked myself to be his opening act on maybe five shows, and he hired me after the first night.

The tiger springs in the new year. Us he devours.

Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so.

I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve.

I get myself a gig somewhere, whether it's in a club, whether it's in a bar, it doesn't matter, and I just work on New Year's Eve because I always feel it's very symbolic for me for the next year, for the new year.

I always work on New Year's Eve, no matter what.

And New Year's Eve is very, very important to me.

It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.