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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

Self-acceptance has been a blessed by-product of middle age.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Middle age snuffs out more talent than even wars or sudden death does.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth.

Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age.

I like to be alone so I can write. But focus can hurt you. I don't want to be some stress casualty in early middle age.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.