Pastoral Resources

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

It is my deliberate opinion that the one essential requisite of human welfare in all ways is scientific knowledge of human nature.

I never analyze why I was with one woman instead of another.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Habituated from our Infancy to trample upon the Rights of Human Nature, every generous, every liberal Sentiment, if not extinguished, is enfeebled in our Minds.

Woman is also the element of conflict.

Woman is the sun, an extraordinary creature, one that makes the imagination gallop.

With whom do you argue? With a woman, of course. Not with a friend, because he accepted all your defects the moment he found you. Besides, woman is mother-have we forgotten?

As I came to New York, it was for me a new beginning. To discover what people are living here. What do they need, what do they expect, what would they like to be the image and the performance of the New York Philharmonic?

No one will ever argue that someone could have played Helen Keller better than Patty Duke. It was an incredibly demanding role and I don't think anyone can argue that it was a false performance.

Being an actor myself I realize that all actors believe they are qualified to play any role. If you showed me a script with a black woman character I would tell you that I could do it. That is what we do. We act as if we are someone else.

A woman is a citizen who works for Mexico. We must not treat her differently from a man, except to honor her more.

A young ballplayer looks on his first spring training trip as a stage struck young woman regards the theater.

When I was 12 and started to take singing lessons from a woman, she told me that I would probably spend the rest of my life taking care of my voice.

A young woman has young claws, well sharpened. If she has character, that is. And if she hasn't so much the worse for you.

C'mon. He'd be embarrassing upstairs at the White House. So I think she'd have a hard time. I think a woman president would have to be very conservative to get elected.

I had a flair for comedy and could give a sustained performance.