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The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun.

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.

I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.

Don't make jokes about food.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.

I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.

'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes.

Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.

The storyboard artists job is to plan out shot for shot the whole show, write all the dialog, and decide the mood, action, jokes, pacing, etc of every scene.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Jokes are grievances.