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I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.

I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using 'an outside agency' and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

You go to work, tape five shows in one day and then go home and play golf for the rest of the week and then start the week all over. I thought if something like that came along, I'd love to do that.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Proposals to forbid golf courses have about the same motivations as proposals to forbid skate boarding, although the rationalizations are different.

The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.