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Saturday, April 27th, 2024
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Sermon Quotations Archive
Quotations regarding 'Golf'
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron, American Athlete (1934- )
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin P. Adams, American Journalist (1881- )
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams, American Writer (1881-1960)
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams, American Comedian (1911-1999)
Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
Amy Alcott, American Athlete (1956- )
Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.
Princess Anne, British Royalty (1950- )
Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.
Marc Anthony, American Musician (1969- )
If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy.
George Archer, -
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Tommy Armour, Scottish Athlete (1894-1968)
It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
Lance Armstrong, American Athlete (1971- )
When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.
Mackenzie Astin, American Actor (1973- )
I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, Politician (1939- )
Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet.
Robert Ballard, American Scientist (1942- )
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry, American Journalist (1947- )
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry, American Journalist (1947- )
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny, American Comedian (1894-1974)
There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.
Patty Berg, American Athlete (1918-2006)
You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
Jello Biafra, American Musician (1958- )
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop, American Journalist (1907- )
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska, -
