Pastoral Resources

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood, they all laughed. And here I am!

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.

It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

Sometimes my boyfriend would write the lyrics and I would write the melody, and other times I would start from scratch. Or sometimes I would take a local poem and put that to music.