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I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

Only dumb people are happy.

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

I went to an all-girls pre school where everyone went off to Harvard or Yale, and I had zero interest in doing so. I think they thought I was on drugs. There was a neighboring all-boys school, so we'd get together and do dumb things. It was your typical Catholic-American upbringing.

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

Too clever is dumb.

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

Well, he can't be dumb, I mean, because he's been president for four years and he's president again, so you're going to get caught out if you're really bad, aren't you? Unless millions and millions of Americans are dumb.

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.