Pastoral Resources

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.

My talent is such that no undertaking, however vast in size... has ever surpassed my courage.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Well, visual language is another boring discussion about the nature of film.

Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.

I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight.

I ran to my marriage, I was happily ready to take on marriage.

Love makes a subtle man out of a crude one, it gives eloquence to the mute, it gives courage the cowardly and makes the idle quick and sharp.

Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life.

Morality, like language, is an invented structure for conserving and communicating order. And morality is learned, like language, by mimicking and remembering.

Reduce the layers of management. They put distance between the top of an organization and the customers.

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.