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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.

Prior to that I produced a couple of TV movies for CBS, but the truth of the matter is that I burned out for a couple of years. I didn't do anything for a while, apart from taking up golf, for which I got a four handicap.

The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing.

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing... Apart from that, if I could get lower that a ten handicap on my golf game I'd be thrilled.

Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf.

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual.

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

That's what makes the Ryder Cup in golf so much better than the Masters or the U.S. Open. To be a part of something that is not about personal achievement, but about representing everyone and sharing it with the whole country, it's wonderful.

In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.

Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.