Pastoral Resources

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the most media success, sold lots of records and played bigger shows, I had the least control of my own life.

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes."

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.

Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.