Pastoral Resources

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood, they all laughed. And here I am!

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' beaux.

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.