Pastoral Resources

All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.

Just as men must give up economic control when their wives share the responsibility for the family's financial well-being, women must give up exclusive parental control when their husbands assume more responsibility for child care.

How many wives have been forced by the death of well-intentioned but too protective husbands to face reality late in life, bewildered and frightened because they were strangers to it!

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.

Three thousand people died at ground zero. Their families are entitled to a little bit of respect, to respect the memory of those poor people that died there. And how about the families of all those soldiers that died in the two ensuing wars? Aren't they entitled to a little bit of respect - the kids, the wives, the parents?

Valentino was apparently gay or bisexual. And his two lesbian wives. But without any question, he had sex with men. From choice. So he was one or the other.

I want to warn potential victims. Many of them are women, and many of them are battered women. It's a cause for me. When I look back, though, so many of the books I've written are about wives who just couldn't get away.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be.

Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin they think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives.

Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days.

All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.

I've had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.