Pastoral Resources

We do all the appropriating. They do not do any of it down at the White House. They send a budget up here, and we don't have to pay any attention it to at all. We do what we want to do.

I didn't want to engage in a campaign where I was defending myself on those issues at every turn, so I just decided that I'd switch and run as a Republican.

I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out of there.

I still feel like I have a lot of growing up to do 'til I find the voice. Everybody has their own voice and their own thing they want to say to the world.

Men often make up in wrath what they want in reason.

I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want.

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.

Well, developers do want to touch a lot of customers. We have to make our platform very popular in order for them to do that. If we make their jobs easier, then they'll be more likely to stay on the Windows platform.

I think all of those things, but certainly the booze really brought out the really unreasonable side of me, and I just didn't want to revisit that place again.

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.