Pastoral Resources

Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!

Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.

I'm not confident with the ladies. I can't just ask someone out in a club. I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

Men should stop treating feminists like ladies, and instead treat them like the men they say they want to be.

I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture.

I am, out of the ladies' company, like a fish out of the water.

We all know what happens to first ladies who shoot their mouths off.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

Captain Fisher, the commander, with a party of young ladies from the city and gentlemen belonging to his ship, came one day to pay me a visit in the midst of a deluge of rain.

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.

It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies.

A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.