Pastoral Resources

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.

Obviously it's my second senior event, and I'm tired obviously coming back from the British Open, from surgery, which was priority No. 1, did that successfully, and each week since the British Open I've felt in pretty good control of my golf game.

I've really got no complaints about the way I played, just extremely frustrating with the putter and I'm sure there's a lot of other players saying the same thing except the guy who's going to win the golf tournament.

I'm not interested at all in playing more than 12, 15 tournaments a year on an annual basis because like all the old guys out here on this Tour, we've played golf for nearly 30 years of our lives.

I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and I'd be happy because I can get back in life without any rotation.

I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule for senior tournament golf.

Being away for the weekends, and me being the international player that I have been for those 30 years, I've spent a lot more time flying around the world, playing different golf tournaments around the world.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game.

I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.