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Quotations regarding 'Humor'

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You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.
Liza Minelli, American Entertainer (1946-  )
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between.
Roger Moore, English Actor (1927-  )
Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet.
Robert Morgan, American Soldier (1918-2004)
Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.
Alanis Morissette, Canadian Musician (1974-  )
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
Alanis Morissette, Canadian Musician (1974-  )
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Christopher Morley, American Author (1890-1957)
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
Malcolm Muggeridge, British Journalist (1903-1990)
Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
Malcolm Muggeridge, British Journalist (1903-1990)
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Frank Muir, English Writer (1920-1998)
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan, American Editor (1882-1958)
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.
Horatio Nelson, British Soldier (1758-1805)
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
Bob Newhart, American Comedian (1929-  )
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.
Jeremy Northam, English Actor (1961-  )
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye, American Educator (1955-  )
God has a most wicked sense of humor.
Maureen O'Hara, Irish Actress (1920-  )
In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.
J. Robert Oppenheimer, American Physicist (1904-1967)
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Robert Orben, American Entertainer (1927-  )
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
Trey Parker, American Artist (1969-  )
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor.
Simon Pegg, British Comedian (1970-  )
I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.
Simon Pegg, British Comedian (1970-  )
 
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