Pastoral Resources

Was I involved in selling drivers licenses to people illegally? Hell no I wasn't. Would I have tolerated it? Hell no.

I doubt God would want to touch America's tax code, since it is already located in the third rung of Hell.

To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

He's the president of the United States. He's got to work 14 to 16 hours a day, run foreign and domestic policy. If he's got time for mistresses after all that, what the hell difference does it make?

Regardless of what people ultimately think about Crazy As Hell, It's not the type of film that, ten minutes after seeing it, you're only focused on what you want to eat.

To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.

Here is the difference between Dante, Milton, and me. They wrote about hell and never saw the place. I wrote about Chicago after looking the town over for years and years.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Hell is other people.

Bankers - pillars of society who are going to hell if there is a God and He has been accurately quoted.

I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.

You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me?

They read their sports pages, know their statistics and either root like hell or boo our butts off. I love it. Give me vocal fans, pro or con, over the tourist types who show up in Houston or Montreal and just sit there.

You know, I'm not gonna take my money with me to heaven or hell, wherever I'm going. So I want to do something good with it even though my means are very limited. I'm no millionaire!

You'd have to have one hell of an imagination to completely make up a story, but historians are very anal about what they think should be portrayed on screen. Thankfully they don't make movies; we do.

I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.