Pastoral Resources

The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself.

Even if certain rogue countries do things we wish nobody did, it doesn't necessarily mean that their foolishness should justify our following suit.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

There was no doubt that there was a vast organization which was making fools of all the liberals in Hollywood and taking their money, that there was a police state among the Left element in Hollywood and Broadway.

When I was much younger, I sometimes felt rejected by feminists because of an image that I sold because it paid the bills. Any fool could tell my hair is dyed.

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

Nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damn fool.

In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters. Now network presidents have anchormen.

The biggest fool in the world is he who merely does his work supremely well, without attending to appearance.

Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, as long as money will last to buy it.

A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The man who has everything figured out is probably a fool.

Am I a fool? I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled.

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.

A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

We are all the foolishness and all the crimes we did. We're also all the kindnesses we did. I hate to think of life as if we understood time. We don't understand time.