Pastoral Resources

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.